is my cat's alias human name. When I think of what my cat would say, it always comes out in a Wanda Sykes voice.
"Get your a** to work. You betta feed me 'fore you leave. I'll scratch all your stuff up." "Why EVERY time he gotta eat, he gotta chew! What's wit this chewing!?"
Wanda Sykes
We brought home Bandit on Sunday, and he and Aria have not been the best of friends. We expected this, seeing as our cat has been the only one for all of her life. We keep them separated when we're at work, but when we come home we'll let them out around the apartment together. And every time, I can just hear Aria saying:
"What da hell he think he's doin? Comin in here acting like he owns da place. Well I got news for him!"
Aria is by far the psycho cat, and I'm thinking she'll kick Bandit's butt before it's all over with. He backs down, and runs and hides.
And I can't help but think it's 'cause in cat language she's chewing his butt out!
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dana,
ReplyDeleteI just started reading your blog. This is my favorite post so far.
Your cat chewing out Bandit in a Wanda Sykes voice. Pretty funny.
My favorite line:
"Get your a** to work. You betta feed me 'fore you leave. I'll scratch all your stuff up."
I giggled audibly (sp?) to myself.